azaliaaa42:

fitnew-me:

70lbstothin:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

She’s so perfect!!

I LOVE ELLEN!!!!

Fitch, please 😋

(via alphyx3)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via hellinheelsxo)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via thephoenix-of-deathvalley)

grimrite:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

My pin backwards is my pin forwards. So. What do I do.

yeah, this isn’t true. Google it. 

(Source: eviehartley, via doctr-satan)

Timestamp: 1369117989

grimrite:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

My pin backwards is my pin forwards. So. What do I do.

yeah, this isn’t true. Google it. 

(Source: eviehartley, via doctr-satan)

the-fountain-of-youthh:

This is the cutest thing ever.

(via b-e-a-u-t-yy)

Timestamp: 1369117279

the-fountain-of-youthh:

This is the cutest thing ever.

(via b-e-a-u-t-yy)

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

(via where-for-out-thou-nemo)

Timestamp: 1369117115

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

(via where-for-out-thou-nemo)

thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

(Source: trudiesledge, via slowcruelhandsoftime)

Timestamp: 1369116584

thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

(Source: trudiesledge, via slowcruelhandsoftime)

pinklotusflowers:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via peace-love-rough-sex)

Timestamp: 1369116304

pinklotusflowers:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via peace-love-rough-sex)

hopelesslynotginger:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

Wendy finally grow up anyhow?

(via seeking-christ)

(Source: pizzastiel, via davedarling)